Chelsea Handler Blockbuster online Talk Show Will get Handwritten Premiere Story (We Transcribed It)

We’ve already seen one iteration of Chelsea Handler’s Netflix deal in the form of docu-series Chelsea Does, although at last the loading service’s first chat show has a best, and format. See for yourself in Handler’s hand-written note (that we’ve painstakingly transcribed for you).

In addition to location a May Eleven premiere for the tri-weekly half-hour demonstrate, Handler also introduced the ongoing search for a identify, which will be announced inside a live press conference, taking questions  on Thursday night, March 17 at 9:00 A.M., Pacific moment.

You can read Handler’s information, or the transcription we’ng lovingly provided:

Dear You,

This is your fresh show schedule, therefore you’re thinking about giving birth – DON’T. Your own show will be with every WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, + FRIDAY on NETFLIX

30 MINUTES And 3X a week / NO COMMERCIALS

– I’m sure it’s hard for you actually, but waking up is a great way to start your day.

– You’ll be traveling around the world and finding out new things, all thanks to NETFLIX. Treat this just as one opportunity to get the university education you forgot to obtain.

– Sign up for Netflix.

– Any time interviewing respected politicians, ask yourself “What would Byron Allen complete?” Then, do the opposite.

– The moment an episode is up and also streaming on Blockbuster online, it will be available until the end of time, so convey a little more thought into what you say this occassion.

– Never give up on your perfect guest list:

  1. Michelle Obama.
  2. The Pope.
  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger’ersus maid.

– You’ll always be streaming in 190 countries, So remember to keep a deeper, more culturally sensitive point of view. Especially towards the Spanish people, they’re still sensitive about everything they will did.

– You wanted a fresh show, you got the item. You wanted to be on Blockbuster online, you are, You wanted in order to spread your wings, now FLY, Slut.

PREMIERES MAY 11th

P.S. It’s an election year. Very good timing, girl.

Chelsea Handler

In inclusion, you can check out some of the fan-favorite game titles thus far, and stay updated for more from the click conference.

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